Female guitarist/singer wanted (21 to 24) Dvd/cd -open for Tenacious D

Posting ID : A1068521939
Date Posted : 2015-08-19
Category : Tv Film Video Radio

IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO TOUR AT LEAST 250 TO 300 DAYS AYEAR, THIS IS NOT YOUR GIG! WE ARE A PROFESSIONAL BAND! Currently seeking a female guitarist/vocalist for a surf/folk rock band (DVD/CD as well as open for Tenacious D). There are three of us already (as noted in the photo attached) and we are VERY well connected in the industry (I have an album out on Capitol Records and Kelly is a part of the Tenacious D music team) so we are seeking someone who is going to join us in our endeavor to turn music into our full time job. We are seeking someone who is between the age of 21 to 24 (we might give or take a couple of years if you are what we're looking for), can hold their own musically, are in excellent physical shape (the rigors of the road require this) and who is willing to wear a cheerleading uniform for all band functions (this is not optional! It is required! If you are unwilling to do so, please do not respond)! We have three audition songs you can check out on youtube featuring my old band Mercury Legion (we are no longer known by this name but we have some studio recordings for you to listen to) to check out the styles of music we will be playing. Keep in mind that while there are drums and bass tracks on these recordings, there are absolutely no drums or bass in this band (we are portable like the old folk groups; tambourine, one electric guitar, one acoustic guitar). The videos are "Jason Sears and Mercury Legion-PAST," "Mercury Legion- Barbie Doll (CD version)," and Mercury Legion- Surf Zombie (surf instrumental)." If, after having heard these songs, you feel you would like to be a part of this, please respond to us through the provided e-mail address. SPECIAL NOTE: In order to eliminate spammers and other such worthless losers, we require that you leave us either an e-mail address or phone number to get back to and that you provide us with 2 photos of yourself (one head shot and one full body shot; please wear shorts or a short skirt so we can see the shape of your legs since, once again, you will be required to wear a cheerleading uniform). Failure to provide both of these necessary items will automatically disqualify you from consideration for this band. We are seeking the best of the best which means we are looking for someone we are going to mesh well with and who will not act unprofessionally (alcoholics and drug addicts are not welcome! This is a business, not a sorority party on your parent's dime!). Because requires we pay you something up front in order to post, you will be given a $50 bonus payment after your first show (on top of regular show profits, merchandising profits and publishing to be split 4 ways). I know it doesn't seem like a lot but it's our friends who are rich, not us so if you want to make more, join us on the road. Thanks and best of luck!

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