Posting ID : A1068516219
Date Posted : 2015-08-19
Category : General For Sale By Owner
There's no category for homemade beer signs, so I guess "General for Sale" will have to do! Now, I know that most people who look at these pictures are going to laugh and move on, and that's OK. But somewhere out there is a perfect new home for this sign. I thought about shipping it to some gallery in California and labeling it as modern art, but who am I kidding: Art this modern shouldn't be exported for the enjoyment of others! Besides, the gallery would probably charge a fortune and then send me a check for $5, but I'd be out the cost of shipping. So let's skip the middleman: the first caller with $5 gets this awesome sign.
The pictures say it all. This homemade sign is 33 inches wide by 36 inches tall and has four hooks at the bottom for hanging keys (or whatever). The back is painted the same shade of brown with no design on it (except for what is left of a tire print when someone apparently drove over it).
Due to my current schedule, the best time to reach me is between noon and 8 PM; but hey, if that just doesn't work for you, I'll take your call earlier or later! Contact info is under the "reply" link at the top of the ad. If you reach my voice mail, please leave a message and mention this sign so I'll know why you called. Ad will be pulled upon sale. Be sure to click "more ads by this user" to see what else I have that might be of interest to you!