Posting ID : A1068474507
Date Posted : 2015-08-18
Category : Barter
Hello future Master. I am a 24 year old healthy, intelligent young man who has the misfortune of lacking foresight in my youth. I foolishly made the decisions to take on over 100k in student loan debt with the hopes that I could one day be a teacher. As a result of my actions, I am now saddled with a mountain of debt. What I propose, seeing as how I am indentured to huge companies like Sallie Mae and the federal government for in the best of situation what appears to be 20 years, that I would much rather willinging indenture myself to my community or some other benevolent individual. During the 17th century wealthy individuals would fit the bill for the poor to cross the atlantic and serve them faithfully in hope of one day having a better future. I hope that I might be able to craft some agreement to serve with one or multiple parties in exchange for relief of the stress of my college loan burden. My loans cost me 1200 dollars a month and I am willing to do just about anything to earn that. Think of the possibilities, of being able to have a man servant. I can cook, clean, fix things, protect you, do your chores, be your chauffeur, shine your shoes, I will literally carry you around piggy back style everywhere you want to go. If you are interested in working out a deal for even a small portion of this 100k debt please contact me immediately. There is no task too big or small that I will not do in an effort to battle back this evil college debt.
Looking forward to doing business with you. Serious inquiries only please I will share my resume with those who are seriously interested.