Plumber's Helper

Posting ID : A1068447438
Date Posted : 2015-08-18
Category : Labor Gigs

PLUMBING & HEATING FIRM SEEKING SOMEONE WITH THE FOLLOWING ATTRIBUTES:
A POTHEAD, CANNOT SHOW UP FOR WORK ON TIME, IS DIRTY, SHOWS UP IN UNWASHED CLOTHES, CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT A BELT IS NOR HOW TO WEAR ONE, IS UNRELIABLE, IS INCAPABLE OF DOING BASIC MATH THAT ONE WOULD EXPECT A 5TH GRADER TO EASILY SOLVE, IS UNTRUSTWORTHY, CANNOT PROBLEM SOLVE, IS NOT A SELF STARTER, UNABLE TO LISTEN AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, HAS NEITHER A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE NOR A VEHICLE, HAS NOT ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING YET IN LIFE YET THINKS HE DESERVES TO BE PAID LIKE A NASA ENGINEER, IS COVERED IN TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS. SHOWS NO NOTICEABLE SIGNS OF MANHOOD, IS COWARDLY, COMPLAINS CONSTANTLY, DOES NOT WASTE HIS TIME PAYING ATTENTION, OWNS NO WORK BOOTS, CANNOT PROPERLY COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER HUMANS, IS CONSTANTLY ON A CELL PHONE, CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO EAT PROPERLY AND GET ENOUGH SLEEP, CARES ABOUT NOTHING, IS A COMPLETE SMARTASS, PUTS FORTH NO EFFORT, THINKS HE IS SO F&%KING COOL.
if you possess these qualifications[or even one], don't waste my time responding to this add. rather, start planning your future around saying : "would you like fries with that?"
if you possess none of these qualifications, you are welcome to respond to this add.


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