The Agenda For The Dnc Convention

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Date Posted : 2012-08-19
Category : Politics

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

4:00 PM -- Opening Flag Burning Ceremony.
4:05 PM -- Singing of "Gawd dam America" led by Rev. Wright.
4:10 PM -- Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM -- Ceremonial "I Hate America" led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM -- Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -- RAP duet "Whitey Is A Racist" sung by Luis Farrakhan and Sheila Jackson
5:00 PM -- UFO Abduction Survival Tips by, VP Joe Biden
5:15 PM -- Nancy Pelosi presents speech on "Ethics in Politics".
5:30 PM -- Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Keeping You Ho Quiet".
5:45 PM -- Tribute to All 57 States.
6:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons.
7:00 PM -- Tribute to Saul Alinsky and George Soros.
7:30 PM -- Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl.
8:00 PM -- Charlie Rangel presents Personal Finance Seminar.
8:02 PM -- Elizabeth Warren speech on "Growing Up An American Indian"
8:05 PM -- Ceremonial White Flag Waving for Iraq and Afghanistan.
8:10 PM -- Obama Energy Plan. Tire Gauge Demonstration.
8:15 PM -- Free Gov. Blagojevich rally.
8:20 PM -- Barney Frank and David Axelrod announce their Engagement.
8:30 PM -- Obama presents "honourary ACORN Membership" to Fidel Castro.
8:45 PM -- Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding.
9:00 PM -- Official Coronation of Obama by Bill Maher.
9:05 PM -- Obama Accepts Coronation as Lord and Savior.
9:10 PM -- Celestial Choirs Sing.
9:15 PM -- President Obama Announces John Edwards as his New VP
9:45 PM -- OWC conducts "Closing Ceremony"***
***OPTION: Closing with a "Declaration of War" on the rich; to be decided just before the Convention. Mitt Romney will be declared "Public Enemy Number One"


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