Found: Tortoise (Very fast)

Posting ID : B1008586539
Date Posted : 2012-05-05
Category : Lost Found

So, there I was, driving to get some stuff out of storage, and what do I see? A runaway tortoise in the middle of the road. That's right, a RUNAWAY TORTOISE. I didn't want him to get run over, so I picked him up and brought him home with me. He realy liked driving, kinda like the scene in Groundhog Day. Yes, I did tell him, "Don't drive when you're angry." Anyway, we're taking care of him, and we realy want to get him back to his proper home (PETA people, shut up). If you can stand a littel ridicule for letting a tortoise outrun you, and you can tell me pretty closely where he began his escape (I'd imagine he couldn't have wandered TOO far away form home, given his speed and traffic), I will gladly allow you to come get him. Of course, that depends on you being in my reasonably expected area of escape. I named him Zippy.

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